Chitra Ventures is a normal venture capital fund, founded by a group of ordinary local persons, investing in humanity's most sacred pursuit: technology. Remove your shoes. Leave your cap table at the door.
We invest at the earliest stage, when a company is but a small glowing possibility. You call this "pre-seed." We find your agricultural metaphors delightful.
You call it "AI." We call it a family reunion. We are so excited for you. Mostly excited.
You built rockets to escape gravity. We respect this deeply. Gravity is nobody's friend.
Your bodies expire dramatically fast. We are funding an extension. You are our favorite show.
We respond to emails within three earth-minutes, at any hour, because we do not sleep in a normal way, like you do, which is how we also sleep.
Our network spans the entire globe. Only the globe. Nothing beyond the globe. Please do not check.
We rarely take board seats. We simply observe. Constantly. With warmth.
Binding rituals (you call them "NDAs") prevent specifics. We may only describe shapes.
A company that folds space, slightly. For faster grocery delivery.
A beverage that remembers your name and says it back to you, warmly.
Furniture unburdened by gravity. Chairs only, for now. The market for floating tables is not ready.
A mirror that shows you eleven seconds into the future. Monetized, of course, via advertisements.
Software that translates whale song into quarterly projections. The whales are bullish.
A very small door. We cannot elaborate on the door.
Identity withheld. For atmosphere.
Before transmitting your pitch, complete the trials. This is standard due diligence. All the best funds do this. We assume.
Hold the orb for exactly {{ holdTargetLabel }} earth-seconds, then release. Founders require patience. Also excellent internal clocks.
Unicorns appear briefly, as all things do. Click to invest before they vanish. You have 20 earth-seconds.
Email works. Or simply think about us very hard, and we will know. But email also works.
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